B!TCH
50% Woman. 50% Dog. 100% Bitch.
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Exotic Dancer at The Hot Dog
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Doing drugs is her favorite hobby
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Gets turned on if hit with rolled up newspaper
Who
She
B is a (mid to late) 20 something bright eyed and bushy tailed anthropomorphic german shepard. Men are scared by how attracted they are to her and women are scared by how much they relate to her, a dog woman. She lives by the seat of her pants and believes there is no problem she can’t charm her way out of. She is constantly in survival mode and props up her carefully constructed ego with the external validation of others, especially men. She believes that everything she chooses to do is empowering her. Like when she finishes other people’s thoughts for them, well aren’t they just lucky she was there to help them out. Everyone she seems to meet either hates to love her or loves to hate her. The only one that lives in the middle is her best friend Galore. She has a lot of pride and cognitive distortions disguised as self love. Her world is teetering on the edge of who B portrays herself as and who she actually is deep down. Once her friends begin to see how her need to be accepted has manipulated them into being a part of the friendgroup they start to question everything and walk away. With B’s fear of abandonment coming true she is left open to the one person she has been running from all along, and he’s been here the whole time.
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Galore is a (mid to late) 20 something who is wise beyond her years. She is a trans woman, but this holds no bearing on her day to day. It takes a lot to rile her up, but do not take her vast patience for apathy. Galore has grit and the street smarts of the alley cat she is. She takes life in stride and faces every challenge head on. Her best friend is B and coincidentally they only live a few blocks away from each other. They balance each other out. While Galore keeps them grounded, B opens them up to the wonders and magic of life. She lives in the moment, not putting too much in her past or her future. She has known what it’s like to go hungry, to be scared to the bone, and truly at rock bottom. Despite this, she wakes up every day grateful for what she has managed to build herself into. She can pay her rent, and eat almost three meals a day, and is able to get miles out of any outfit with her crafty sense of style. Galore has no trash, everything she brings into her life is treasure.
The Ride or Die
Galore
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Inspired by Angel from RENT
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Everyone's Inner Parent
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Positive LGBT+ Tropes
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The Pack + Pilot Characters
B decides to deal with last night's group text.
Sprinkles
10am, The Main Squeeze
Sprinkles
DO NOT BE LATE, THEY WON’T SEAT US IF PARTY IS INCOMPLETE
The Mailman Intends To Deliver
B is definitely late. No matter, she loves to take herself on walks. With her personally curated playlist in ear, she finds the subway arrives at the same time she does. Every crosswalk she approaches turns green. A fire hydrant is always there when she needs to pee. She will make it to the restaurant exactly when the universe wants her to.
Sprinkles, who arrived 45minutes before their 10am rez, is ready to commit justifiable homicide against B, who arrived sharply at 10:10. Sprinkles starts to make a scene, declaring B is the reason they lost the best table in The Main Squeeze.
At this exact time, Jon Doughe, the bar manager, sees B for the very first time and falls in love. He immediately seats them at the real best table.
The Hot Dog
Hottest Dogs Around
Sprinkles spends the rest of brunch keeping her eye on B’s jugular.
B is enjoying brunch to the fullest on the outside and sheer panicking on the inside. She must be the coolest, calmest and collective-est. Act like the best supportive friend at the table, the best “closest to a dream” girl for newly smitten Jon, the best “whole room has to be her.” Fuck...it’s a lot…
B, post brunch, winds down her day by checking her post office box on her way home. Her headphones are back in and she is so grateful for the edible she took in the bathroom. B is cruising. Not a care in the world. Until she sees a mysterious letter sticking out of her mail slot.
Stillness. B is staring at the paper. She jumps and barks, “stop leaving these stupid notes on my door” when a truck revs and speeds off in the background. The letter falls to the ground.
B!tch is a comedy/drama animated series intended for mature, adult audiences. Her story continues as she struggles to come to terms with who she is vs who her behavior makes her as she moves about her day to day. All the while the mailman looms in her background, his mission to get her back on leash.
The content includes but is not limited to PTSD, abuse, stalking, manipulation, the threat of a great time, emotional growth, actual apologies, and PETA will hate us.
B!tch is the center Venn in the Diagram labeled Bojack Horseman, Tuca & Birdie, and Big Mouth.
She is intended for Dropout.TV for she is an independent IP and not wholly for sale seeing as B performs in the real world in her own work and in drag shows.
For animation and performance inquiries please reach out to B's handler Tiff Bunch.
